Sexual Deviant

Sexual Deviant

You've stumbled upon the inner workings of a sexual deviant with sociopathic tendencies. I have sex for money, power and the joy of manipulation.Take an honest look at the world through my eyes.

When your POT says or does something fucking stupid

Reblogged from best-of-memes

When your POT says or does something fucking stupid

"You should NOT put down waiters and waitresses. You are not better than them."

Asked by Anonymous

I wish I could be like you! Just a prettier, more intelligent, more successful version. With just a *touch* more courage so I could state my opinions outside of anonymous insult.

girlsinspo:

http://girlsinspo.com/

I want this omg the white would look so good on my skin

Reblogged from girlsinspo

girlsinspo:

http://girlsinspo.com/

I want this omg the white would look so good on my skin

(Source: allihearsyou)

How to hate yourself less

Reblogged from kushandwizdom

How to hate yourself less

I’ve exhausted all my procrastination techniques

Post on tumblr
Post on Facebook
Post on Instagram
Post on twitter
Respond to all notifications
Texts besties
Texts B list friends
Call boyfriend
Take a nap

UGH NOW ITS TIME
I HAVE TO CLEAN
LAMEEEE

"How do you create strong emotional connection with your boyfriend? Can you make a post about it pls"

Asked by Anonymous

Is this the same anon asking about the mental connection? I will research this and tie it into the post re:mental connection

"How to have a mental connection with someone?"

Asked by Anonymous

Is this the same anon asking about the emotional connection? I will research this and tie it into the post re:emotional connection

"how can I manipulate myself to not feel pain?"

Asked by Anonymous

This something I will research and make a post if I find anything noteworthy. Points for uniqueness.

"Are you black?"

Asked by Anonymous

I’m, like, not even a little bit black.

I’m half Middle Eastern and half English (white) and I have Kourtney Kardashian’s coloring.

I grew up in a lily white town and I became culturally very “white”.

When old men hit on you

I’m volunteering at retirement home today and I try to smile at everyone and be friendly because they are all so old and lonely.

I smiled at an old man today and he said “oh honey are you trying to give an old man a heart attack? Damn you’re beautiful”

Well that was awkward even for me— dating someone age 40-50 is one thing but age 60-70 is certainly another.

I don’t know man, I don’t know if I could do it even for a pretty penny.

Southern Belle in the City

Oh my god my colleague is new to the city from Charleston, SC and she’s the worlds most annoyingly kind person I’m gonna die.


She’s so nice it freaks me out. Were not friends, why are you talking to me like were best friends? I don’t know you.

You just said y’all?
You just said “bless your heart”?
You’re married at 21?
You love Jesus?

I don’t understand you and I don’t want to understand you
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Except I felt bad for her and invited her to join my friends after work last night.

It wasn’t horrible.

Nice people are weird.

Laxitives

Thank fuck I pooped out like 2.5 pounds of shit. I’m looking and feeling much skinnier today.

Sometimes, when no one is around, I practice my catwalk as I walk down the long white corridors in the hospital where I work.

Reblogged from theroyaltenenblarghs

When he wants something for nothing

Hustle ( A.K.A. ) Manipulation

Reblogged from sugarhighonlife

gay-sugar-baby:

1. You want me to look beautiful, don’t you? 
(Translation: Buy me that outfit/hair/nails/lingerie)

2. You said you want the best for me.
(Translation: Give me the extra money)

3. I just want to feel safe and secure.
(Translation: Get me my own hotel suite)

4. You’ve inspired me to be…

I think this is my most reblogged post

(Source: 1sweetcatastrophe)